thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

(Source: ajantas)

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clashboarding:

when everyone u know is invited to something except for u

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